Afraid of clowns
Sounds stupid doesn't it.  But I am afraid of clowns.  I do not like to see them, do not like pictures of them, or statues of them, and I certainly do not like to meet them.  Daughter was invited to a birthday party this afternoon.  It was held at Sparkles the Clowns Party Room.  And in I walk, and what is there to greet me but Sparkles the Clown.  Somehow someway my mind just did not acknowledge the fact that a clown would be there.  My heart starts pounding, my breathing goes wacky.  I ensure the adults in charge are aware of daughters allergies and I am make my escape.  I think it took a good 10 minutes for my respiration to return to normal.  Now I just have to be brave and go pick her up, knowing what is there waiting for me.  ewwwwwww
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