Boys Joys

Well son went in to the hearing specialist for his check up yesterday.

His last hearing test was above the line for all items, and there is no fluid behind his eardrums, and this doctor also thinks he is talking well for a 3 year old. This makes me very happy.

Last night I tuck him into bed. And go into my room. Shortly after he comes running to my room. Mommy mommy something is wrong. Something is wrong. He is very upset and crying.
I ask him what is wrong. He wips down his pajama bottoms and says its big, mommy, its big. OMG I almost died trying not to laught out loud. My little guy has only been out of diapers for a little while. He had his first hard on, and it scared him. I told him that it was OK that it was big and that if he went back to bed and to sleep by morning it would not be big anymore. Are you sure mommy? Yes a am sure sweetie. The poor little guy. Where is Daddy when I need him?
Then being the good mom that I am, I go to another room and kill myself laughing. OMG I laughed until I almost cryed. Poor little guy. I am so glad I did not have to explain the situation to my six year old daughter.
The joys of having boys.

Comments

Cheyenne said…
OMG that is so freaking funny! I didn't know that happened at that age; I have a daughter so I wouldn't know about those things. Learn something new every day, huh?
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